people r always saying “get therapy” 2 ppl who have actually had too much therapy and need to do two years of a brutal physical labor job instead Genuinely no more therapy-speak and obsessing over the supposed intricacies of your average mind for you get your ass on the Alaskan salmon fishing boat
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
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soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked
Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention
Melted and damaged mannequins after a fire at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum in London, 1930.
why is tay zonday on this meme i stole
you had to be there
cishet friend: hey man you're looking good lately! what's your secret?
me: ah yeah you know haha i've been on r/skincare a bit and also been, gotta make up for being kinda short haha
cishet friend: haha xD well that's awesome bro but you should lift
me: yeah i use to i'll get back to it
cishet friend: *leaves interaction not weirded out*
(LATER - INTERIOR - UNDERGROUND LGBTQ+ BUNKER)
equally insane as me transsexual friend: ok spill.
me: testosterone cypionate, finasteride, minoxidil, fluoxetine, topical estradiol, concerta, sensodyne, activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub, exfoliating gel scrub, thc, cbd, herb mint facial mask, xanax, spf 50+ moisturizer, overeating at night, laying on a bed of needles in the morning to circulate bloodflow, & im lactose intolerant
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
